Irksome Quirksome

[guikc]

Work has become the Crazed Den Of Halloween Festivity. I already abhor 'The Monster Mash' and will probably commit suicide, or dismember a baby, or both, by next week

Comments

[anonymous]

Gweet, I hope you are feeling better. Cuz u r cranky and talkin out of your head when you aren't feeling good! Take the Airborne and squeeze that duck!

[guikc]

Thanks, Jerry. And I am never, ever cranky. Word up.

[toppercub]

At Big T we have this...this thing that's two skeltons joined together at the hands and hips. When you press a button, they sing "I Got You Babe." It goes off ever ten seconds, people giggle, then play it again. Someone from the next aisle comes over, wants to tsee it, presses the button. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

[guikc]

We do not have those adorable singing skeletons. And I'm glad.

[clauditorium]

I think we have a lot in common. Certain words and phrases drive me up the wall as well. I may not abhor "my lady" as much as you do, but I definitely get your point.

I humbly submit:

"I'd tap that."
hunk
hearthrob
"I'm told I'm attractive."
hun (short for 'honey')

[clauditorium]

It's a recent popular expression that means "I'd have sex with him." Makes no sense to me.

[toppercub]

Ah! I thought maybe -- well, I don't know what I thought. Thanks, Claude!

huh?

[kcfireplug]

No Dismembering or suicide.

Pweeeze

Re: huh?

[guikc]

Well, okay. For you. :)

[mfpatterson]

Oh, please, inflict them upon me (grin)

[guikc]

Um, what I've always wanted to inflict on you is nothing even remotely hateful. :)