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Health nuts and people who work out religiously are simply people who have an intense psychological fear of their own mortality.

Here is your daily dose of irony ladies and gentlemen...and Plas. Wednesday is to mark the first game of the Boston Celtics' season, and to warm up the crowd the brand new Boston Celtics Dance Team was to dance in the pregame and various other breaks. However, a man with a seat of power has just recently died, and so they have moved the Dance ( Read more... )

Dear God of Assholes, please utilize these deaths to push back school assignments and make my stats test on thursday. Oh, and if Bagel recites the "Please utilize these traffic guidelines" thing from the Dedham Cinema, please smite him.

~5-7 years ago:
Girl is hit by a train
Guy is also hit by a train

2004-2005 school year:
Greg Gatto hangs himself
Student from Korea hangs himself

2005-2006 school year:
Asya Laken overdoces on pills
Kyle Shapiro hangs himself

2006-2007 school year:
Igor Garalnik and Keith MacClean killed yesterday in a car accident.

( I have finally decided what it would be like if I had nerd rage. )

I'm not a sadist, I'm just inventive.

So, I was thinking about it, and Dick Hertz is REALLY close to my name...almost too close.

Today marked the event of one of the greatest, weirdest sports game in the US and Scandanavia. It is called the Wife Carry. Now, today was the Maine Wife Carry, but there actually is a championship in finaland that you can watch HERE . Now, the beautiful thing is the prize of the Maine Wife Carry. If you win you will recieve your wifes weight ( Read more... )

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