Amelia Sylvia Dawson: 4 consecutive strikes for a 194 total. 1st in school trials
Haley McLean Dawson: In her 2nd fencing dual ever, she beat a BOY 5-1

I thank you.

Woman walking while on her mobile: "His name is in The Bible Mama - Barack led the Israelites into battle. Oh people were drinking and drinking and David came out and said, 'We've done it Michelle, we've done it!' And he kissed me Mama, David kissed me!"

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H: As soon as he turned professional, he signed a 40 million dollar deal with Nike and a 20 million dollar deal with Testicles
G: Testicles!?
H: Yes
G: Let me see that... Titleist!!
H: What is Titleist?
G: It's a type of ball
H: Well so is a testicle...

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