This Week's Topic:
GOAT BABY

Greetings from the sniper cove atop Goat Manor. Once upon a time in November, the Goat posted:

"P.S. Goat Baby arrived last month on the nineteenth ( Read more... )

Today is the anniversary of birth for the one called Goat Dog. He is one day wiser, and thankfully one day closer to death.

That dog is an asshole.

Yeah, believe it or not, but expect some updates soon.
And if you didn't know, you can find yours truly and my dumbass alterego on MySpace now.

The Goat's Take
This Week's Topic:
VALENTINE'S DAY

A Goat Note:
There is just a little tiny space in the Goat's cold heart to feel bad for not leaving that many posts lately for you cadets to read. Please, have fun reading this special hump-day goat post about Valentine's Day.

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It's that time of year again, a time where people can ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
BUSINESS TRAVEL

Fuck off, bitches. Here comes the Goat with a much needed update for your asses. Speaking of asses, the Goat is conveniently located in the asshole of the Earth's asshole, Festus, Missouri. And if this is the asshole, then the city in which I take ten minutes to drive to every day is whatever the hell fell out ( Read more... )

P.S. Goat Baby arrived last month on the ninteenth ( Read more... )

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This Week's Topic:
MAC N' CHEESE

The Goat considers himself a good cook when it comes to shit a Mongaloid could whip up. For example, I can cook me a mean bowl of cereal. Macaroni and Cheese? Forget it, I'm the Mac n' Cheese master. I'll whip up the best damn batch of Spiderman shaped macaroni and cheese that you have ever tasted. I'll even use ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
GOAT MANOR RELOCATION: PHASE I

Finally, the wildest dreams are coming true for the neighbors of the Goat, because Goat Manor has decided to move. The moment that 'for sale' sign went up, we heard cheering all up and down the street. Someone baked us a farewell cake, and I'm fairly certain they took a huge dump in that cake. No ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
CHILDBIRTH CLASS

The miracle of birth...who thought something so simple as banging some whores behind the dumpster at an abandoned IHOP could bring about a little creature that poops and cries a lot? I guess people think it isn't just as simple as that, because the Goat and the Goatress have been attending, and finally ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
AC/DC

Rock and roll ain't noise pollution...that is, unless you are listening to AC/DC. Why was this band ever popular? They totally suck balls. Every time I hear a song by these bastard Aussies, it makes me so angry that I could spit vomit. It grates on my nerves like a giant piece of tone-deaf steel wool. All of their songs ( Read more... )