The Week's Topic:
INFORMATION SUPER-PIRACY

If you have been wondering where the Goat has been hiding for nearly a month, you need not wonder any longer. The answers will be within this very post. However, if you weren't wondering where the Goat was, and just passed off this particular absence as another fit of laziness and apathy towards you ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
GESTATION

Hey Cadets, what the fuck? It's been a little while since I've pestered your retinas. Did you want to read a Goat post? No? Too bad, I'm giving you a double-header whether you like it or not. This first post will be short and to the point, like my penis.
The new word on the street concerns the baby in which the ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
JOB HUNT

Raise your hand if you are looking for a job. Raise your hand if you think that jobs should just be there for the taking without much second thought. Okay, now that we are on the same page, let the Goat tell you of frustrations dealing with employment.
Job hunting sucks my balls...however, the object doing the ( Read more... )

Note: The Goat hasn't been timely with his posts lately. So, to make up for that, I decided to lenghen this one quite considerably. Don't start bitching. i missed my cartoons this morning to get this up. You should feel honored. Bitches.

The Goat's Take
This Week's Topic:
PHOEBE'S LAST RIDE

Whether that sassy bitch would like to admit it or not ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
DOWVILLE JARGON

Dowville is like a foreign land. Anyone knows this. I'm not just talking about the surrounding countryside named Dowville where everyone drives ten under the speed limit and always votes 'yes' for republicans* and 'no' for jails. I'm talking about the mega conglomerate beast called Dowville that can potentially ( Read more... )

Apparently, this past Friday was too Good for a Goat Post.

Translation: The Goat forgot to put the post up, and took a rocketship to someplace far away from his secret bunker deep under the earth. Therefore, your dice count has reached zero.

Expect that post sometime soon, sucka.

This Week's Topic:
FIRST DAY

The Goat is employed once again. And once again, the Goat had to endure a first day at the work place. Fuckballs, I hate working on the first day of a new job. I would have called in sick if only my sick days were already in affect. Here's how a first day usually goes: It is long, boring, and makes you not want to go ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
GREAT SMOKY DISASTER
(a.k.a. Mother Nature is a Stinking Bitch)

"What?!? You are going camping this early in the year? You will freeze to death!"
"What?!? Camping in Tennessee? Are you sure it will be warm enough?"
Pick one of those responses, and you have the exact reaction that everyone gave when they learned of my plans ( Read more... )

"By the way, I want a divorce.......april fools."

--The Goatress

No Goat post for you this week, kiddies. I will have no means of presenting it to you on the regularly scheduled Friday unless I build a computer out of twigs, twine, and a campfire. Even then, it will be hard to find a decent ISP. And we all know the Goat doesn't have enough ambition to post one today. So, your dice count for this week = none ( Read more... )