So a 3-week trip around Europe is over, and I have come to Jersey for a week because for some reason this place feels like home. I made some of my old locals cry because they missed me. I am going to the horse races tomorrow as well. I will be sure to dress up like a rich old woman in a huge white hat, gloves, and my Sunday best ( Read more... )

I went to the most brilliant concert tonight in Brussels! They are called The Krazy Mess Groovers and you have to listen to this ridiculously amazing Belgium band who had 4 bras thrown at them! www.thekmgs.com Go. Its magic!

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SOMETIMES I plan on going to Dachau to be terribly upset, but instead, the guy I am hanging out with gets pickpocketed so I spend all day helping him deal with that. THEN I spend the REST of the day at the biggest beer hall in germany drinking beers more than twice the size of your entire head! And then dancing the polka to a band wearing ( Read more... )

remember that time ariana went on a pub crawl in germany and got hit on so much she nearly thought she WAS attractive? thank god for that. unfortunately she then remembered it was just that germans are sluts. anyway, tomorrow i go to dachau with dave, who is some canadian here to visit his girlfriend in luxemburg. oh AND remember that time that ( Read more... )

I want to be an ice cream truck driver in Iowa City this summer! How do I get that job? Somebody please!

ps- i slept on a giant rock last night in the middle of a riverbank with an amazing fire that took ages to get started.

Yesterday.... was one of those days that makes you believe happiness will never be further than a few days away. It started with shroom chocolate, which turned into a walk that lasted hours and took us near Merlin's hill where Andy had found his magic staff a few weeks ago. Andy and I sat by the river, looking up at the clouds trying to figure ( Read more... )

what a few weeks this has been. i'll condense it into statements that won't make sense to anyone ( Read more... )

hello all! i quit my job in jersey, long long story and have pissed off to amsterdam with shelley, my lovely australian wife! what can i say? i'm in amsterdam fuck ya'll.

you know how sometimes you realize you're living in kind of a pretend world for a little while and that real life doesn't matter and so you start sacrificing your real beliefs and curbing your real opinions... but then you hear someone's voice like, oh i don't know, susan quesals and you remember that you are living in the real world even if it ( Read more... )

PS if i gave you my uk mobile number, that doesn't work in jersey, so i have a new one: 77-9789-0035 for while i'm here. you would dial 011-44 before that if you needed to call.