If I only spoke russian, I would know you and you would know me.

-Josh

If I had to say anything about this past year it would be that, all in all, it was a good year. It had it's highs. It had it lows but, in the end, it was a good year ( Read more... )

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Way cool? Most def.

xoxo
-Josh

This guy walks into a bar and for some strange reason he's got a banana in his ear. The bar tender looks at the man with a confused look on his face and says "Hey man, you've got a banana in your ear." The man looks back at the kind bar tender and says, ".....what?" Puzzled, the bar tender answers back "Sir, you have a banana stuck in your ear." ( Read more... )

I got a new job. That's right I'm the proud new member of Imperial Majesty Cruise Lines!

If anybody wants to go on a cruise, I can get one to Nassau, Bahamas for $99 per person. Hit me up.

I need a girlfriend if anybody is interested.

-Josh

I had an epiphany the other day and it went like this:

Anything put into nothing always yields nothing.

Mind blowing isn't it?

What a learning experience this past year has been.

-Josh

Let me be the first to tell you, if you haven't been told already, Happy November!

November.

xoxo
-Josh

October is almost over. Time seems to be flying by lately.

Weird.

My birthday is on Thanksgiving this year. If you want to come just let me know. It's an Indians and Pilgrims party. It should be fun.

xoxo
-Josh

P.S. Albums that have been slapping me in the face lately: 1. Further Seems Forever - The Moon is Down 2. Matt Wertz - Twentythree

Things I'd like to do for my birthday:
1. Have a party
2. Set something on fire
3. Have a party
4. Eat (my birthday is on thanksgiving this year)
5. Have more than my mom and my grandma remember it.
6. Be awesome

I'm pretty sure there's more, but I can't think right now.

xoxo
-Josh

P.S. 7. Wear a sweater

-My back hurts.
-I need a job.
+I've lost lbs.

I want to play Guess Who/Battleship/Cross Fire. Anyone down?

xoxo
-Josh