Mission 03

[gunemdown]

This book is seriously mislabeled.  "How to be a Man."  A book with that title shouldn't be five inches thick.  Three rules:  go after women, be disgusting, and have no self respect.  Pretty much defines men.  Could cover that on half a page.

Comments

[gunemdown]

Nah, not at all. Just one in particular.

[gunemdown]

I didn't write it. I found it in the library.

[rikuroa_noa]

That's not how men are. I know lots of very nice ones.

[gunemdown]

Most that I've run into here seem to fall into those categories.

[rikuroa_noa]

Oh no, are there bad guys here? The ones I've met are nice...

[gunemdown]

I've run into some real perverts.

[codename_sai]

Penises are also important to manhood.

[gunemdown]

Of course. I should add that in. Men have to compare their penises...

[codename_sai]

Yes, that is a very integral part of our interactions with one another.

[gunemdown]

Thank god I work for the military... people tend to compare guns there.

[gunemdown]

Yeah, yeah. I know. I work with a lot of guys that aren't like that. There's just a few, usually those who stand out, that fit perfectly.

[gunemdown]

[actually, no she hasn't]

I didn't say you were.

[lovedbyflowers]

Well, that might apply to some men but not all...

[gunemdown]

I know that. Kalinin, Bel, and Sousuke aren't that way.

[lovedbyflowers]

Then you shouldn't make such generalizations then, Miss.

[gunemdown]

You're overly polite, you know that?