The New Eco-Diet

Jan 22, 2007 11:33

So we bought a blender-juicer... several foreign and completeley indigestable fruits and some old favourites mixed into a 'make you shit double quick' formula. indigenous food will afford you the same benefits with none of the balistic shitting, sugar shakes, pesticide poisoning and destroyed immune system symptoms from our friends penecilin and ( Read more... )

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tuttidog January 22 2007, 16:21:10 UTC
I'd actually like to know how our meat compares to that of other slightly more industrialized animals. Sure it's technically native but we've already ingested all of their chemicals second hand and have consumed quite a few of our own. Who knows what the cholesterol or blood pressure medication used to keep those fat fucks consuming does to their tenderloin.

Avoid the vital organs anyway.

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gungir January 26 2007, 12:12:32 UTC
Your point is moot as this will primarily read by Canadians who are too sheepish to eat anything other than muscles, unlike we filthy blood drinking, liver chewing eurotrash butt-bandits.

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uglylove January 22 2007, 18:13:57 UTC
Dear brother, if it was possible to ever love you more... well, i think the ape diet made you win at life forever and no one will ever take you away from me. You are the greatest. ....hehe, raw monkey diet. hehehe.

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littleoverfive January 23 2007, 13:17:42 UTC
oh james. this plan is a flop. i've been doing it for years, and i'm still chubby.

hehe

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