So we bought a blender-juicer... several foreign and completeley indigestable fruits and some old favourites mixed into a 'make you shit double quick' formula. indigenous food will afford you the same benefits with none of the balistic shitting, sugar shakes, pesticide poisoning and destroyed immune system symptoms from our friends penecilin and ( Read more... )

i stand up at night,
Oh what a fright,
Buried in shite,
oh what a night!

I wake up in bed,
Although she's dead,
angry and red, she's
difficult to spread...

risen in want,
to her lifeless taunt,
my favourite haunt
is a jar of hellman's
Mayo-fucking-nnaise

SIGH ( Read more... )

So what?

I am about to make a terrible mistake.

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