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gunhound

oo2 // network post

Jun 17, 2008 17:25

Switching to information gathering mode.

I am seeking individuals to fill the positions of maid and bodyguard to be employed by the Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan. Please provide personal information and prior work experience.

A request to all participants on the "network": your opinion on God.

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butthurt butthurt butthurt whofelltoearth June 18 2008, 01:13:16 UTC

WHAT? WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

The answer is simple, Tres! I'm the bodyguard and you're the maid!

not his fault you offer up your butt for hurt, h0r |: gunhound June 18 2008, 01:17:20 UTC

Negative. There will be situations in which you and I will be unable to protect the Duchess of Milan.

you should support your handsome partner, tres whofelltoearth June 18 2008, 01:30:52 UTC

But honestly, a bodyguard. It had better be a woman. What if he takes advantage of her youthful beauty while we're not around? You can't be too careful these days!

only if his partner doesn't act like a dumbass. again. gunhound June 18 2008, 01:37:57 UTC

A woman still has a 8.34% probability of being sexually attracted to the Duchess of Milan.

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dandy_indeed June 18 2008, 01:17:34 UTC

I must concur with my superior officer on this one.

gunhound June 18 2008, 01:18:21 UTC

Explain.

dandy_indeed June 18 2008, 01:20:17 UTC

God is insane.

gunhound June 18 2008, 01:32:35 UTC

Your reasoning?

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holymadonna June 18 2008, 02:35:06 UTC

God is the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End, our Heavenly Father.

gunhound June 18 2008, 03:06:25 UTC

Acknowledged, Lilith Sahl.

dresden4hire June 18 2008, 03:21:15 UTC

Which God? There's at least two of them here.

gunhound June 18 2008, 03:22:11 UTC

Explain.

dresden4hire June 18 2008, 03:26:02 UTC

God, is a deity. The creator of a universe. Two is one and then another one added to that. Here would be the City. So, there are two creator's of the universe in the City.

whofelltoearth June 18 2008, 03:27:14 UTC

Don't tell him things like that.

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morethanasuit June 18 2008, 03:27:12 UTC

I think He could have done a little better job.

[ooc: These tags will come from Iron Man's account, I'll probably have Tony Stark post too in a bit.]

gunhound June 18 2008, 03:33:11 UTC

Your reasoning?

morethanasuit June 18 2008, 03:34:20 UTC

All the violence that goes around, I think creation could do without that.

gunhound June 18 2008, 03:54:18 UTC

You believe in a noninterventional God.

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