gunhound

oo0 // ooc » concrit

gunhound Jun 26, 2010 12:00

Anonymous commenting enabled, IP logging not. All comments are screened for virgin eyes.

Plz touch me gently and use lube. ♥

An unknown signal is interfering with my global positioning system. [ pause ] I can't determine my location or method of travel through my internal systems.

To all those accessing the "network," if you could please provide me with information regarding this city, it would be appreciated.

[ and in an undertone: ] Mission postponed. Again.

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oo7 // network post

gunhound Jul 25, 2008 15:27

Cardinal Caterina Sforza, the Duchess of Milan has left the City.

All personal and business messages for the Duchess will be left in my care.

( filter » clearance: abel nightroad » unhackable )

oo6 // network post » voice

gunhound Jul 21, 2008 18:31

Running internal diagnostics.

Re-confirming results.

I... seem to have malfunctioned.

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Requesting from the City further information on the romantic and sexual connotations of a "kiss."

oo5 // network post

gunhound Jun 30, 2008 16:53

I deduce that there is a curse today.

... I deduce that there is a curse today.

I deduce that there is a curse today.

[[ooc; Tres Iqus is Latin for the number 3 and the letter X, his model number. Therefore, he's doing everything 3x today, because I'm cruel. :3]]

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oo4 // network post

gunhound Jun 25, 2008 17:48

( filter » clearance: ax » unhackable )

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oo3 // network post » voice

gunhound Jun 20, 2008 16:57

Running internal diagnostics.

...

Re-confirming results.

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( filter » clearance: caterina sforza » unhackable )

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oo2 // network post

gunhound Jun 17, 2008 17:25

Switching to information gathering mode.

I am seeking individuals to fill the positions of maid and bodyguard to be employed by the Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan. Please provide personal information and prior work experience.

A request to all participants on the "network": your opinion on God.

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oo1 // network post » voice

gunhound Jun 14, 2008 19:36

Switching to information gathering mode.

Location unconfirmed.

Seeking information through the "network," including the status of the Vatican and Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan.

All information given will be appreciated.

[[ooc; Comment logging also welcome. Picture a priest standing by the fountain. With a gun. A big gun.]]

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