oo2 // network post

[gunhound]

Switching to information gathering mode.

I am seeking individuals to fill the positions of maid and bodyguard to be employed by the Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan. Please provide personal information and prior work experience.

A request to all participants on the "network": your opinion on God.

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Because I'm mean enough to want her in a maid outfit~....

[vector_angel]

Designation: Special Humanoid Anti-Gnosis Annihilation Weapon KOS-MOS, commonly referred to as simply "KOS-MOS".

Prior work experience: Extensive combat training, programming, equipment, and experience. I am also currently undergoing self-programming in culinary feats.

Opinion on God: None.

OH MAI IT'S ANOTHER MACHINE?

[gunhound]

Acknowledged.

Scanning information files. No data on "gnosis." Please explain.

:3 Mecha-Mania~

[vector_angel]

Gnosis are inter-dimensional creatures native to imaginary space. Normally unaffected by conventional means of weaponry due to their trans-dimensional nature, the Hilbert Effect is required to draw them into the physical plane in order to defeat them. My Hilbert Effect projector has the longest range of all currently in production.

sweeeeeeeet. >]

[gunhound]

What is the effect of your weaponry upon non-gnosis lifeforms and objects?

[knight_of_three]

Bodyguard, huh? I'm interested.

[gunhound]

Identify yourself.

[knight_of_three]

Gino Weinberg, Knight of Three to the Emperor of Britannia. You can count on me to protect the Duchess of Milan. I'm trained in both piloting a knightmare frame and hand-to-hand combat.

[gunhound]

Scanning information files.

No information on "Britannia" and "knightmare frame." Explain.

[lyra_of_dust]

I killed him.

[gunhound]

I do not compute. Re-input your reply.

[lyra_of_dust]

Apparently, I killed god. Or so I've been told.

[gunhound]

Explain your meaning of "God."

[1fuckingpunch]

Tch. I'm going to need a job to live. How long will I be fucking stuck?

Personal Information: Jotaro Kujo
Prior Work Experience: None of your fucking business
Opinion on God: None of your fucking business

[gunhound]

Negative. It is my business.

[1fuckingpunch]

...I fight. I win. You don't need to know more.

[gunhound]

Negative. I do need to know more.

[eternalnic]

Is there a particular reason you query about the Lord at the same time you request a bodyguard?

[gunhound]

Negative. The two propositions are unrelated.

[eternalnic]

Then an opinion on Him is not a part of the selection for the position?

[gunhound]

Affirmative.