So, I haven't posted since January.  This is entirely the fault of my caregiver who has not taken the time to properly worship me as I deserve.  And last month, she found herself a new distraction: Loki.  Or more specifically the actor who played Loki in the Kenneth Branagh film Thor and I find this uttely and completely annoying.  I am the center ( Read more... )

I find this unbelieveable that another year has passed.  I have been busy doing other things that I find distasteful.  My caregiver has been coming up with rants, as she calls them to help Seth with his French.  This is quite the most distasteful thing that she could have done to me.  But at least I get to repeat how wonderful I am, and how ( Read more... )

I am so unbelieveably distraught that I cannot adequately put it into words.  My caregiver has abandoned me for an exotic destination and again, she has refused to bring me along.  Instead she has taken Seth with her.  When they return, I must do something quite unpleasant to that child for displacing me.  This is so totally rude, inconsiderate and ( Read more... )

Ce n'est pas vrai!  Il est retourné!  C’est très impossible. Il m’ennerve! Il est ici, c’est assez! Il n’a pas besoin de me parler. Je n’aime pas les enfants. Les enfants sont très difficile et impossible. C’est vrai. Et cet enfant qui est ici maintenant est le plus difficile enfant que je connais à ce moment. Peut-être il peut changer quand son ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder about the people I am forced to surround myself with.  It amazes me that certain people (who do not have a blog on this site) have so much time on their hands that they make up bogus claims about being the 27th poorest person on not one but four contiguous planets.  And on top of this, said person demands that evidence be ( Read more... )

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The things that my caregiver does in hopes that it will totally annoy that nephew of hers.  Now, she has decided to include me in her attempts at annoying said nephew.  In her efforts to totally annoy said nephew, aka Seth (as I call him here), she played Super Paper Mario enough to the point where she is way, way ahead of him.  Next, in an amusing ( Read more... )