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Take me!
Anybody need a big hairy guy with a big fancy tv? I also come with a treasure chest of goodies and marlboro reds....oo,oo, I also have about a bazil-...nay, a gazillion movies. Oh, plus I'm awesome. Any takers? You have a month. Fight among yourselves. I'm spent.
-Guppy
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And I'm not even drunk
Thoughts on the nature of the "I am" Principle and the free will of man ( Read more... ) -
Thoughts of a Lonely Fish
I can still see her eyes, that noncommittal color. I can still feel her hand in mine if I think about it long enough. When I do, I involuntarily clench. I attempt to grasp hold of that memory and experience it again. Some days it is so painful not to be holding her hand that I am consumed by the want for it. Not all days, but some ( Read more... ) -
wtf?
Why can't a man make a seemingly blanket statement on a public forum and expect not to get flack? Why must one stand accountable for what it looks like he said? I mean, just because words come out of my mouth, it doesn't mean that you can form opinions about the meaning of them...when I say 'you,' do you assume I mean you? Well, that's your ( Read more... ) -
...Whatever...
"From fauxpaix: people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 7 weird (or unique) habits/things as well as state this rule clearly"....but I got it from Xeneth,...and I'm not tagging anyone...Whatever ( Read more... ) -
...horrible pain in the balls...
Sometimes, I wish I was still the me that hit people. A lot of things were easier when I just popped people who pissed me off. I didn't have to see people I didn't like; once you knock some lumps into a guy he doesn't come around much. I never had to suffer insult at another creature's insolence. Some days being civil just seems so...weak. ( Read more... ) -
...Thoughts on being a man...
Thoughts on being a man ( Read more... ) -
...Suck it, Ninja!...
Ok, so, I'm very displeased with the UALR fire-squad situation that delayed my psychology class. I was waiting for my teacher to arrive...I was actually late myself, but, thankfully, my teacher is a bit of a late lucy himself. Whilst we waited, my classmates and I, a guy popped his head into the class and proclaimed...well, not proclaimed, ( Read more... ) -
...Masturbation Haiku...
*ahem* Masturbation Haiku, by me.
When I feel the itch
I am the one to scratch it.
Strong grip. Loose wrist. Done.
What a fun and healthy pass-time Yar. Feeling stressed? Give yourself a happy handshake...or, better yet, give one to someone else. I'm spent.
-Guppy
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...slip-and-slide...
"Come play and ride
upon my slip-and-slide.
Come play and ride
With me."
Oh, yeah. Effin righteous. I'm spent.
-Guppy