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I'm Going To One Of Those London Places I Hear So Much About.
I'm gonna pick up some tea.
And then come right back.
And as I step off the plane,
I'll run into the terminal
and yell
ITS TEA TIME MOTHA FUCKA.
No i'm actually gonna stay there for a while. And learn some insane stuff about theatre. We're going to learn how to read the minds of the audience, and we're going to learn to fly without the use of rigging ( Read more... ) -
By Milton Bradley (This is a whiney journal entry, be warn'd)(Also, fairly crazy ramblings ensue)
Family Feud! Home edition ( Read more... ) -
Oh Brandon, you should TOTALLY write another journal entry. You should really do that.
Well, i'm gonna.
My July fourth was pretty swell. It started out all shitty and depressing. For no reason. Some days when i'm depressed, it gladdens me to see the scientific side of it. "Maybe your hippocampus is comparatively small, Brandon, and that's it. Not enough serotonin receptors. Or dopamine receptors. I'm not sure." But that day, ( Read more... ) -
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NAOWOWW.
I always get so pissed off when I see that commercial. I want to throw bricks at their faces. "Shut up it's not your money you greedy fuck."
but seriously, I need money NAOWOWW.
Got some saved up for London, but it's not even enough to buy a plane tickett.
I lost my phone today. I'm guessing I have 10 missed calls, one from some hispanic family in ( Read more... ) -
All Of The Saints
You guys ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Choose a Power
WEEEEELLLL, I gotta say teleleportation would be my choice of the three. The truth is, you could get in a plane and fly anywhere. Also, you could wear very realistic camo that would blend you into your surroundings. And if you wanted to teleport, you could use the teleportation machine...oh wait, THOSE DON'T EXIST. Yeah i'd pick teleportation.
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I Have The Day Off Today...
And i'm spending it in my room.
Listening to ITunes and nothing else.
LAAAAAAMMMMMe.
Gonna get out of this house before my brain turns to mushy mush.
blorp blip bloop.
I guess i'll go to the coffee shop. Or maybe i'll rob a bank. ANYTHING. To get rid of this symbiotic feeling of lethargy sucking on my brain.
Another thing that causes me frustration ( Read more... ) -
Trip to Didneyworld!
This happened a while ago, but the family, Sam, and I, went to Epcawt! It was the general concensus that Epcot is the best park of all the Disneyworld. There arent many pictures of mum and pop, because Sam and I split with them to go round the other side of the world showcase. We met up later for I-talian food (which, really, was a killer dinner ( Read more... ) -
After a few weeks absence...
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN?!? DIDN'T I PREDICT THIS ONLINE JOURNAL WOULD GO THE WAY OF SO MANY WRITTEN ONES?!?
Much has happened since my last decent journal entery.
I'm sorry, I'm getting distracted by my dogs. The Jack russel terrier, Beauregard, is humping the shit out of Yarddog's head. Yarddog, a mutt, is just lying there, not giving ( Read more... )