nothing feels better than some beef jerky, pepsi, broccoli, and some psych studying on a random monday night.

hellooooo hotness!

oh man today was just freaking dandy. all started well till 2nd period, then it just went down hill from there ( Read more... )

if one more person at work asks me about my "hives" i'll just die ( Read more... )

i feel like i've been gone for a long time.

i wanna come back..

ahh i hate not having the internet/friends.

oh man mock trial rocks. can't wait. i'm a lesbian detective. god so hawt. i "have no children and dont have time for dating" aka I enjoy women.

really excited.

from Chastity and the Meaning of Sex by Jason Evert...

"If premarital sex is so bad, why does it feel so good?"

oh lordy this is funny.

so i'm sitting here in my beanbag chair working tirelessly on my calculus homework before our heinous test tomorrow and i come across a problem that strikes me as rather odd ( Read more... )

Could just one more person ask me how my left kidney is doing? Just one. Just one ( Read more... )

dear world,

my breasts are lovely and supple. and i heart them.
oh yea, taylor hahn says i should adore them.

your self boob-lover,
emily a. ward

ps. i'm very creepy, and its 11:32pm.