So I've been awake for about 35 hours straight. It's been fun.

I just dropped a bottle of tequila on the floor of my kitchen. Being glass, it totally exploded ( Read more... )

I have to be at work at 8am tomorrow, 7am on Saturday, and 7am on Sunday. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

I do have Monday and Tuesday off, however.

Well, I'm in a pretty shitty place, but let's not dwell on that. Let's dwell on the bizarre things that have happened recently ( Read more... )

This girl I used to go to college with came into Borders today, which was sort of awkward because I graduated 3 years ago and am working entry level retail.

Also she was way hotter than she was in college, so that was sort of awkward, too.

So I was thinking: a cock is a rooster, but also a slang term for penis, right? Well, I think that hen should be a slang term for vagina, since it's a female chicken. It only seems fair and hilarious.

Well my last few entries have been pretty whiny, so I'll try to halt that shit ( Read more... )

Here's something I think about way too much, instead, of, you know, real problems: Girls. I mean, duh, right ( Read more... )

I remember those days, those halcyon days, if you will, when they were like, "Don't drive drunk," and you were like, "Ok!" but then you got older, and got way drunker, and you were like, "Well, how am I supposed to get home? Wait till I'm sober? Call a cab?" No! just drive home, drunk-ish. And here we are. I don't fucking need. Yeah, I'll die ( Read more... )

It's been awhile since I last posted. I realized that my life is pretty static and I don't need to tell you everything I do. Especially since I don't do anything, ever ( Read more... )