Well, well, well.

I seem to have forgotten I even had a livejournal, yes? Well, I'll try to fix that, though it means updating in just that many more places.

But boy, oh boy, do I have an update!

See, my book, My Gigolo: The Care and Feeding of a Male Prostitute came out in e-book form on Tuesday (May 11), and as of tonight, it's sitting at #9 ( Read more... )

Okay. So I'm not getting better at this keeping in touch thing. I didn't lie so much as...ya know...whatever ( Read more... )

Holy Snapping Duck Doo! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died. You won't believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Stupid Global Warming ( Read more... )

Only like 5 months MIA for me, this time! I'm getting better at this whole "stay in contact" thing. Or not ( Read more... )

xero_sky says she may finally be bad at this whole LJ thing, but I think I'm worse. I mean, it's been almost a year since my last post. Oi. I mean, I haven't exactly been a chat-a-holic over here, never had a bustling business here, but geez ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm still retired from fanfiction. However...*grumblegrumble*...it was SOMEONE'S birthday...and I didn't get SOMEONE anything else...so I...kinda...*mutters*...pukedoutafic.

Here. Enjoy. I'm going back into hiding!

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Tensionby GutterBall ( Read more... )

Hey, remember that novel I wrote like blue blazes on a few months ago and then didn't mention again? Well, I wrote like three-quarters of it in barely a month, then got snagged majorly. Several months went by while I tried to figure out what the hell I did wrong by writing several bad/wrong/just plain stupid endings ( Read more... )

I mean, I looked up and it's like 5 months later. WTF ( Read more... )

I took a bit of time off from writing The Novel to tighten up a short story and make it into an e-book for a contest. It's not published by any stretch, but thanks to chibi_vegeta's pointers for Adobe Photoshop, it has a nifty "cover" and I think it's lots of fun to read.

Dark satire. Ya gotta love it. Or not, as you choose. Heh.

Anyway, here ya go: The ( Read more... )

Dude, I blinked and missed like a week. The novel's up to 47,000 words, though. That's good ( Read more... )