Third Report - Why Yuri Fails at April Fool's

[guy_in_armor]

So, I'm sure a number of you might have guessed this, but Yuri hasn't actually been lying about his gender this entire time. He's definitely a man. But it appears his little joke has backfired.

Comments

[curry_thief]

I hate you. So much.

[guy_in_armor]

You brought this one on yourself.

HE CANNOT ARGUE.

[curry_thief]

[guy_in_armor]

Exactly.

[happyinteam]

Woah. I've seen some pretty crazy stuff, but nothing like this.

[guy_in_armor]

What's so crazy about it? Isn't he just radiant?

[happyinteam]

I suppose so.

[guy_in_armor]

By the way, have we met?

[hailamericaaa]

I dunno, he kinda looks better as a girl.

[guy_in_armor]

He definitely doesn't look bad, I'll give him that.

Maybe it's a sign?

[hailamericaaa]

He'd probably get along with Poland.

[guy_in_armor]

Poland?

How so?

[automailmaker]

Such a stunning picture.

[guy_in_armor]

Yuri's beautiful, isn't he?

[automailmaker]

Oh, yes. I'm very jealous.

[guy_in_armor]

Oh don't be jealous.

As lovely as he looks, he has a bit of a bitchy side about him.

[upyourscolonel]

Hahaha oh wow.

[guy_in_armor]

Impressive, right?

[upyourscolonel]

Is it sad that he really doesn't look that much different.

[guy_in_armor]

I think it's even more sad that the outfit apparently belongs to a woman on his team.

And he was able to fit into it perfectly.