So uh.

[gweenmeanie]

Does anybody know how Bowser's kids came about? Does he lay eggs? Did he have them cloned from his DNA? Are they born from some sort of immaculate conception? Are they just random kids he adopted? Does he have a mistress locked up somewhere secret? (KAMMY KOOPA? >:O

Comments

[thomasav]

This is really creepy that I would be replying, being that, I think I only added you for D/D... oh well..

But anywho, this is probably going to bother me ALL NIGHT now.

I remember hearing a while ago that the mom died, but thats just a theory.

[spiderpig]

You mean the mum wasn't YOU?

Wow. I never thought about that.

[prince_ali]

Maybe the Bowser that Mario drops into the lava in the first SMB is actually the mother.

[gweenmeanie]

H-how tragic. :(

[shadsdf]

Who said bowser was originally male? DundunDUN!

[gweenmeanie]

Th-then who was the father...?!?

[shadsdf]

Hmm.. I'd say the three bald ones were from a Clubba or generic koopa turtle, the blue haired from a blue Tubba Blubba, and the two tri-colored hair are twins from... uhm.. a bizarre accident involving a rainbow feather duster that Femme!Bowser liked "using" the handle of and Kammy put a retarded spell on as a prank?

[rockin_foxes]

mario gives ass birth to them. i thought everyone knew!

[gweenmeanie]

>:O!!!!