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[gwen_o_rama]

Kevin Costner is the worst tipper ever.

He spends $4000 on dinner and tips 8%.

Hypothetical conversation in my head during his meal:

"Dude, seriously - Waterworld?"

I didn't though. I'm getting good at this whole "Don't harass celebrities" thing.

Comments

[klausfiend]

8%? Nice.

Maybe since WW times is tight.

[gwen_o_rama]

4 bottles of $900 wine would suggest otherwise.

[anidada]

*snort*

[brokenmellcifer]

"Dude, seriously - Waterworld?"

That's not harassment -- it's constructive criticism.

Also, tip size directly corresponds with penis size. I believe the equation is:

penis < tip

It's Kevin Costner, so what do you really expect?

[brokenmellcifer]

Actually, it's true, it could go both ways -- as overcompensation, too :)

[ex_afflicti]

No comment. :P

[protomonkey]

Maybe he thinks that just by being there he will unite the staff and usher the restaurant into a new era, and therefore doesn't really have to tip.

[gwen_o_rama]

could be....

Why a spoon?

[dirt_monkey]

the corn should have said "if you don't tip them, they don't come."

Re: Why a spoon?

[gwen_o_rama]

hee hee