My fifth job ever. I still replay that time over and over before I take on any other job. I'd just started to break into (haha) the theft business and I got cocky too quickly. I took on a real shady job, not one I'd take on now. We're talking back alley, black market shady. I mean, yeah, a lot of the stuff I do now is black market, but even this ( Read more... )

Free drinks.
Stripper poles.

What more could you want?
Enjoy the spacious penthouse and add rooms as you see fit. Gwen hasn't finished exploring the place, so whatever you choose is fine.

Have fun!

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One time, Gwen moved from Los Angeles to Boston. It was moving. It was a moving act(ion). It wasn’t really a moving act of kindness of any kind ( Read more... )

Gwen spent “the holiday” alone. She preferred not to discuss “the holiday”. Gwen enjoys the red half of red and green, she enjoys peppermint schnapps with a splash of hot chocolate, she enjoys giving herself gifts. Gwen does not enjoy being told to enjoy these things on an isolated day. She will buy herself things and wear red and bake cookies ( Read more... )

Gwen didn’t care for karma. She didn’t care for hearing about it or even knowing about the concept of it. Despite the fact that she didn’t care, it was unavoidable. How can a master thief with electro powers never wonder about karma? Never wonder about the back and forth, the “what goes around, comes around” type things ( Read more... )

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Gwen finished dumping popcorn and chips into glass bowls. She's prepared quite a spread: candy, chips, popcorn, lots and lots of Diet Coke. She even went out and bought board games (Monopoly, Operation, Life, Scrabble etc ( Read more... )

In case anyone was curious, I ended up tossing the mulitated body that my creepy ex-roommate left in her room, into the Charles River. It was a good time. Pity that no one else was there except me, Captain Decay and a bottle of Captain Morgan's. No, I didn't dump it in the Mystic. Please. I'm not that cliche.

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