Comments | gwendolyn_meer: I've Got More Bounce

gwendolyn_meer

I've Got More Bounce

Oct 16, 2007 22:57

I am the funniest person alive. This is not an illusion I labor under--it is a fact. Here is the proof, as taken from my recent speech patterns:

"Shoot!" I say this often now, and I draw out the "oo" to make myself sound uneducated.
"Damn, son!" See above. When delivered correctly (such as via text message), it works to great comic effect.
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flamedrop October 17 2007, 20:41:33 UTC

SHOOT SON!!! (You just said that on the phone to Conor).

Man and we're fucking hilarious!!!

more fun words timorous_hopes November 27 2007, 21:03:06 UTC

Coming from L.A. (lower alabama) I can promise you that increasing you're odd phrase book volume can only make you even funnier.
Suggestions: Summmmmmbitch
Haaaaale (at least three syllables)
I'll be damned (delivered curtly, stoicly)
Awwww...punkin (delivered after a friend's lengthy whine)
And a personal one: tunnybit (which is actually sumbitch, as spoken by a third cousin w/ a cleft pallet) Used in a quote: You torry tunnybit. Me gone pite.
Love the comic sister. Keep the pirate flow running.