my butt is asleep

[gwenhwyfar84]

After dealing with co-workers who are either batshit crazy, menopausal or annoying, and trying to get the job done, I'm spent.

Still feeling blah. Thanks womanly cycles. At least jellyfishparade understands right now lol.

I'm  hungry. I want McD's.

Comments

[drea_butterfly]

Sung to the tune "sound of music"
"My ovaries are alive....with the sound of bitching....LA LA LA LA" I'm bloated and crying on the bathroom floor..ah ah ah ah ah ah ...My vag has been opened - it's freely flowing" and I will feel like I did a month before"

"oh - I want to eat like a freak at a county fair who has gorged out on pie
I want to lay around like a cat and the ground just to moan and sigh
to wear baggy clothes to hide my pain OD-ing on Midol for aid
to hold the heating pad to my guts in hopes the cramps will fade"

"I Know this will pass and I'll feel much better....LA LA LA LA
But until it does I will bitch some more AH AH AH AH AH AH
but my heart is blessed by mt bloody period
Cus it means....I'm not....Knocked up"

Hope you enjoyed my song :)

[jane_doe_in_nb]

Bwhahahahaahhaah fucking eh!!!

[jane_doe_in_nb]

We should have a burning of the pads parade.

[gwenhwyfar84]

This song is epically awesome. I should sing that over the PA at work. ;)

I agree with Creeper that we should have a bonfire fueled by pads.

[jellyfishparade]

womanly cycles, cramps, bleeding...

and then my fucking divacup leaked while i was SLEEPING.
FUCKERS.

p.s. i figured it out and now it's perfect!