Last night
Me: I don't know how you deal without an underwire.
Mom: Well, my boobs don't weigh 5 pounds each.
Me: (indignant)
This morning
Me: See, this is my favorite old bra.
Mom: Okay, we'll get a similar style and size.
Daddy: Are you going to buy a zebra?
Mom and me: What? Why do we want a zebra?
Daddy: Well, the
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