Well, here goes ( Read more... )

I've been 22 for less than a minute now.

Happy Birthday to me.

Jenna: Oh, Elizabeth, your poor Sudan...

Elizabeth: What? Who's dying now?

Jenna: No one died. They're marrying goats.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

Jonathan: You're as appetising as that fried baby lamb I ate for dinner with mushrooms.
Jenna: lol
Jonathan: Ooh, LJ entry.

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JEyers: Does OJ have big hands ( Read more... )

Today I got my Lakeside Letter. I can't believe it. We're not serving Breakfast anymore, and dinner only 5 nights a week...I'm going to have to find a job, for the first time in 6 years...Needless to say I got ahold of OJ right away ( Read more... )

Today I started my car using only a screwdriver.

But wait, it gets better.

I also had mail from Laura Bush.

That's right. The First Lady of our Country has sent me a personalized letter, autographed picture and White House Recipe Cards.

God Bless America.

Jonathan: We are SOOOOO not doing Disney ever ( Read more... )

It has recently come to my attention, from more than one source, that I have become, how shall I say this...a lump of grades and worry ( Read more... )