i finally got my dad to give me my keys back, but half of them are missing. among the missing is the key to the cafe, which means i'm gonna have to break a window if i want their deli slicer, huh?

i'm back from prison. he had me down for a while, but no more; Damn the Man!

friday, 6/17, i popped this girl ashley quattrochi in the face cause she's a bitch. predictably, she calls her daddy, at 2am by the way. a few minutes before he and his brother show up, i leave and my wonderful friend kenneth destroys his hands on a metal fence so that he can tell them that he beat the shit out of me. though i wasn't there to see ( Read more... )

ben: hey, you know how you're not gonna do anything with your car until you get a license ( Read more... )

i was just at the courthouse to deal with an expired registration citation, which would cost me $81. the clerk fucked up the paperwork a few months back, so the prosecutor took the easy way out. instead of trying to make sense of what the clerk did, she just dismissed my case. i've too much fucking luck for my own good ( Read more... )

last week i drank half a pint of half and half. shortly after, my stomach begins to hurt and then my nose starts to bleed

later, and unrelated, i decide that cocaine is bad

my black sharpie claims to be non-toxic, but it doesn't seem to be so when taken internally. marshall's sister carved roman two's into the sides of my calves and then went over them with a black sharpie. afterwards, the cuts refuse to scab, except where they peek out from under the ink, and the rest of my calves are breaking out with hives and ( Read more... )

my car is fixed. hip hip hooray ( Read more... )

i think one of those motherfuckers stole one of my checks

i missed cole's out-of-prison party on saturday because my car was broken. and i've been pissy all week because people keep stealing from me. and my mom is still able to piss me off on top of everything else ( Read more... )