Um, well. I think I've had like 48 ounces of the stuff today, and it's only 3 PM. THEY SELL IT IN THESE GIANT CANS, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
And ahahahaha, if you replaced "fixing that vanishing cabinet" with "stuffing his face with Whoppers," you'd have a very interesting rewrite of Draco in book six.
Harry: Dude, why are you crying in a bathroom? Draco: WAAAAAH, BLEMISHES, WAAAAAAAH Harry: ... Draco: Uh. I mean, um. Because I am...so...evil? Harry: Well, this is awkward.
Neal Caffrey would not eat a week of burger king <3 he'd find a way to con/steal/bribe other foods while faking the burger kind!!
Mozzie as a pirate name -- sheesh that's hard I'm not sure what a pirate type name would be? the Mysterious M <3 sounds like a bad 20's superhero!
I hope you don't have to wait for Godot long ;) since he never seems to show!
Good luck finding foodstuffs
I am procrastinating writing a report for work that NEEDS to be done before 9am tomorrow and instead and fucking around with email and lj >_> so no the adult thing doesn't get any easier even when you are out of schoolz >_>
GODOT IS STILL NOT HERE. Bastard. How many times am I going to let him stand me up like this?
My foodstuffs choices are: nasty grilled chicken sandwich, nasty hamburger, something that claims to be a salad but is, I am sure, toxic waste, and Fritos. I think I'm going to wait until my choices improve.
THE MYSTERIOUS M, OH MY GOD. OR THE MYSTERIOUS MR. M--MOZZIE AS A SUPERHERO. OR A SUPERVILLAIN. AHAHAHAHA AU'S I WISH I HAD TIME TO WRITE
And GO US. Anti-adult brigade UNITE. Or something :P
Ugh those are some wretched food stuffs O_o did you forget emergency rations for your bag for just such an occasion? Maybe you get get a granola bar or some yogurt from a convenience shop nearby?
Super villain <3 FTW!!
Napoleon of the Seas, something bout lurking in darkness/spiders? :)
<3 something like that!!
ETA -- ghost!! The White Ghost of the Seas/ Captain Specter in the Specs <3 LOL
Courtesy of ideas provided by the pirate name generator, I am now considering "Moz the Hatless" (because Neal has a massive pirate hat, of course). BUT AHAHAHA, GHOST. THE HATLESS GHOST. FNJFNJFDJF I WILL COMBINE THESE PROPERLY SOMEHOW.
Neal is Cap'n Silvertongue, for obvious reasons.
OH PIRATE!FIC YOU HAVE RUN AWAY WITH ME
And I did indeed forget my emergency rations! If by "emergency rations" you mean "that bag of m&m's" and by "forget" you mean "eat." I also forgot, ALAS, my lunch, which is the real crux of this problem.
I'd send you a smoked white fish, but I don't think it would survive in transit. I can just imagine ever feral cat from here to there nomming on the package.
No recipies for coq a vin, but if you have a good butcher, you may want to ask him. Coq requires an older chicken, which aren't really sold in regular grocery stores anymore (a tip I remember from an episode of Good Eats).
Burger King - Draco would eat, then cast a spell to cause you to have the most humilating, week-long case of flatulence. Percy would not eat, and bitch about being hungry. Neal - well, he'd charm you out of YOUR lettuce, tomatoes and onions and make the most delicious green salad every day.
Pirate Names for Moz? Oh, boy - this one's hard. I confess to being imagination-less on this one, and went off to the Pirate Name Generator Dante Havisham yielded "Pirate Edmund the Fruit," while Dante Haversham got "Jim Buttwipe." (And before you ask, Neal Caffrey is "Giant Ezekiel Jones
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AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH DKFJDSKFJDKSFJDKLFJLDSFJDSFKDSFJDSKFJDSKLFJDSFLSD HOT
Also, those pirate names are HILARIOUS. JIM BUTTWIPE, OH MY GOD. Peter's would be Cap'n Edgar Cannonbait, Elizabeth's would be "Snafu" Eve Scarr, and Kate would apparently be Shoutin' Ramona Bones. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE HUGHES WOULD BE, I KID YOU NOT, PANTS-DOWN JUDE.
And oh, Alton Brown, you teach us so much. Thanks for the tip!!! *Hunts down Alton Brown's coq au vin recipe*
I like that we are both goofing off in the library, in different libraries. But connected by L-space. I forget how L-space works, though, because I have been a boring grad student for too long and haven't read any DiscWorld in ages.
At least you are making positive progress on something! Over the last two days I have written exactly the same amount of fic that I have deleted. :D
I would say that the stuff I post is good because I delete the bad stuff! But that would be a lie. I post pretty much everything with little regard for quality control.
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I am now thinking of Draco Malfoy getting all pimply & throwing up in Myrtle's bathroom, so thanks for that :-p
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And ahahahaha, if you replaced "fixing that vanishing cabinet" with "stuffing his face with Whoppers," you'd have a very interesting rewrite of Draco in book six.
Harry: Dude, why are you crying in a bathroom?
Draco: WAAAAAH, BLEMISHES, WAAAAAAAH
Harry: ...
Draco: Uh. I mean, um. Because I am...so...evil?
Harry: Well, this is awkward.
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Mozzie as a pirate name -- sheesh that's hard I'm not sure what a pirate type name would be? the Mysterious M <3 sounds like a bad 20's superhero!
I hope you don't have to wait for Godot long ;) since he never seems to show!
Good luck finding foodstuffs
I am procrastinating writing a report for work that NEEDS to be done before 9am tomorrow and instead and fucking around with email and lj >_> so no the adult thing doesn't get any easier even when you are out of schoolz >_>
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My foodstuffs choices are: nasty grilled chicken sandwich, nasty hamburger, something that claims to be a salad but is, I am sure, toxic waste, and Fritos. I think I'm going to wait until my choices improve.
THE MYSTERIOUS M, OH MY GOD. OR THE MYSTERIOUS MR. M--MOZZIE AS A SUPERHERO. OR A SUPERVILLAIN. AHAHAHAHA AU'S I WISH I HAD TIME TO WRITE
And GO US. Anti-adult brigade UNITE. Or something :P
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Super villain <3 FTW!!
Napoleon of the Seas, something bout lurking in darkness/spiders? :)
<3 something like that!!
ETA -- ghost!! The White Ghost of the Seas/ Captain Specter in the Specs <3 LOL
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Neal is Cap'n Silvertongue, for obvious reasons.
OH PIRATE!FIC YOU HAVE RUN AWAY WITH ME
And I did indeed forget my emergency rations! If by "emergency rations" you mean "that bag of m&m's" and by "forget" you mean "eat." I also forgot, ALAS, my lunch, which is the real crux of this problem.
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No recipies for coq a vin, but if you have a good butcher, you may want to ask him. Coq requires an older chicken, which aren't really sold in regular grocery stores anymore (a tip I remember from an episode of Good Eats).
Burger King - Draco would eat, then cast a spell to cause you to have the most humilating, week-long case of flatulence. Percy would not eat, and bitch about being hungry. Neal - well, he'd charm you out of YOUR lettuce, tomatoes and onions and make the most delicious green salad every day.
Pirate Names for Moz? Oh, boy - this one's hard. I confess to being imagination-less on this one, and went off to the Pirate Name Generator Dante Havisham yielded "Pirate Edmund the Fruit," while Dante Haversham got "Jim Buttwipe." (And before you ask, Neal Caffrey is "Giant Ezekiel Jones ( ... )
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AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH
DKFJDSKFJDKSFJDKLFJLDSFJDSFKDSFJDSKFJDSKLFJDSFLSD HOT
Also, those pirate names are HILARIOUS. JIM BUTTWIPE, OH MY GOD. Peter's would be Cap'n Edgar Cannonbait, Elizabeth's would be "Snafu" Eve Scarr, and Kate would apparently be Shoutin' Ramona Bones. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE HUGHES WOULD BE, I KID YOU NOT, PANTS-DOWN JUDE.
And oh, Alton Brown, you teach us so much. Thanks for the tip!!! *Hunts down Alton Brown's coq au vin recipe*
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FUCK THAT. *GOES BACK TO STARING AT THE HOTNESS*
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At least you are making positive progress on something! Over the last two days I have written exactly the same amount of fic that I have deleted. :D
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And dude, I am appalled at the idea of ANY OF YOUR WRITING EVER BEING DELETED.
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