what even is this.

[gyzym]

Alright, so, here's the deal: I'm 25K into a fic that isn't even half done, I have more or less forgotten what solid REM sleep feels like, there is a dude at the coffee place using TWO TABLES even though he is only one person, and I think I misplaced my sanity some time ago. I don't have a case of the Mondays so much as a case of the WHAT THE

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[robanybody]

I would pay for the Good Omens AU. DANNY IS THE CRANKIEST ANGEL EVER AND STEVE KNOWS THAT ALL HIS SHENANIGANS CAUSE LOW-GRADE EVIL AND HE IS PLEASED.

[gyzym]

jdshfdjsfdfhds I WANT IT SO MUCH, I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN

[robanybody]

God, can you imagine Danny's reaction when the car turns his favorite Springsteen CD into Queen? EPIC FITS AHEAD. YOU DO NOT DO THAT TO THE BOSS, GODDAMMIT, STEVE, I HATE YOUR FUCKING CAR. AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE CURSING, BIG GUY, BUT YOU'VE SEEN WHAT HE'S LIKE, YOU GOTTA CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE.

[gyzym]

INEFFABILITY IS ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT THAT WAS SPRINGSTEEN, OKAY, AND STEVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T STOP SMIRKING AT ME OVER THE SUNGLASSES--AND DO YOU HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT, DO WE REALLY NEED TO BE STEREOTYPES OF OURSELVES, AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU KICK THAT PUPPY EARLIER, BECAUSE I SAW IT, AND I AM NOT OVER IT.

[robanybody]

Oh, God, and all the hand-waving. So much hand-waving and gesturing and vibrating in his place because he is so irritated, all WHY WHY WHY DO YOU DO THAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT? And Steve smirks and points out, quite reasonably, that he works for Hell and Danno works for the other side and, well, and Danny goes, "DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF INEFFABLE PLANS, STEVEN, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE LOGICAL WITH ME."

[hllangel]

YOU WIN THE INTERNET FOREVER.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS LIKE NOW.

[robanybody]

Someone who is not me needs to write this. Because if I write, it'll be 10K of Danny going, "Say 'ineffable' one more time, I FUCKING DARE YOU." /0\

[gyzym]

WHO, EXACTLY, DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO OBJECT TO THAT?

Seriously you know my LJ note for you is "The best Alex/Scott RPS on the island," right? I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU WRITE, I WOULD LIKE. MY LIFE WOULD BE MADE. IF YOU WROTE 10K OF DANNY YELLING ABOUT THE INEFFABLE.

[robanybody]

♥♥♥♥!

I do not know if I can do 10K, but I will attempt a small ficlet at least for you. :D

[gyzym]

*Beep*

Jizz has died of happiness; this recorded message was left in case of such an eventuality. Please listen carefully.

HFKFHDSJKFGSKFGHDSJFGSDHJFGSHLGFESOIFKSADDSL,AS;DKF;SKF'SJGORI'AMFCJNSDVLBJFSHLFHFALGDJKSFDS;FHSLJF;S;KFHSA;FJHADJFH;ADHSF;DFNDVSPIWRUFE JOY

Thank you for your time.

*Beep*

[robanybody]

I wrote it. I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT. :O

[hllangel]

MEMO TO WHOEVER WRITES THIS (who is not me either, I don't have the right style to do justice to GO):

The above line MUST BE INCLUDED.