new journal.
my name is petie, and i've got huge balls.

pending my next arrest i'll move to france, get fat, suck at life, and then overdose prior to my trial.
don't tell me i don't have shit figured out.

-myke morrison

i've decided i'm going to do drugs until i go blind.

-drugskich

nobeaushit

ron burgundy is awesome.
joe dogs still sucks.
fights are still for huge faggots.
way to go, all my t-shirts say 'alpha male'

-peace love and unitykich

so i got absolutely shit-faced last night ( Read more... )

so i just got the notion to watch some fear and loathing in las vegas.
went to grab it off my shelf... and it's gone.
this is an awful, awful point in dumbonian history.
the entire nation weeps.
if i lent this to someone i expect it returned immediately along with 2 caramilk bars and 2L of chocolate milk.
pig fucker.

-lack of loathing in las

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i'll take this time to remind all you weak willed wanderers of the bar district that the beer and liquor stores will not be open tomorrow.
don't thank me, thank yourself tomorrow when you're unconcious and about to choke on your own vomit.

(ps: i love vices)

-itsa lifestyle

Q: Myke, why did you buy a G-Unit hat?
A: Because I'm hilarious.

Q: What are your plans now that you have wednesday - sunday off?
A: getting fucked up. emmas tonight, party tomorrow, dickens friday, hospital for most of saturday and maybe some of sunday.

Q: You're not still single are you?
A: Why, yes, in fact, i am. If you're the talented young ( Read more... )