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GOTCHA, BITCH

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Hey, Jeff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iLXC93mE8

i love josie she is the best ever she is sexy as fuck and ya'll can't fuck with us

-joschmo

So I just got a new car last week... but this mess actually started over a year and a half ago. The original plan in march of '06 was for me to pick up a (relatively) cheap car with a manual transmission. Honestly, I would have been happy with pretty much anything. First of all, I drove a 93 Ford Escort (automatic) in burgundy at the time, the ( Read more... )

discuss.

if anyone's really reading this.

this paradox has been burned into my brain

'You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you'

Stupid fucking Carly Simon

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Resume paper costs fifteen bucks. Which is outrageous. One of the reasons for this price is that it comes with like... 150 sheets. How many jobs do they expect me to apply for in my entire lifetime? Doesn't it seem like five to ten sheets would be enough for one package of resume paper?

I mean seriously...