man hank i wish you were stuck at work with me. ive been cracking my voice to "dance dance" by Fall Out Boy. Ive listened to this song maybe 15 times today.
Well, depending on whose ass it is, I'd feel pretty good about feeling like an ass. I mean, just think of how much praise Jennifer Lopez used to get with her ass. I heard she got her ass insured (not a figure of speech, literally). Depending on the quality of ass, you might be glorified and put on a pedestal. So don't feel all that bad about feeling like an ass. Asses are the foundation of a person. When someone needs something for support, what do they do? They sit down....on the ass. Asses are very reliable. Even moreso than computers, cars, or condoms (the three Big C's
( ... )
Comments 5
Reply
Reply
Reply
(The comment has been removed)
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment