i stole a squash.

[h_burg_liar]

i stole two pumpkins in the last 24 hours. one from walmart and one from the girls dorm. i am the queen of the pumpkin thieves!

tomorrow me and zach will commence to carving horribly scary faces onto them that will make babies cry and old women shriek. beware all....

Comments

[toothballoon]

So is "stealing pumpkins" an innuendo for "sleeping with red-heads that aren't me??"

Don't plant your pumpkin seed in infertile soil.

[h_burg_liar]

hahaha, um, okay, i promise never again. and just so you know, i was waiting on your fine ass all summer, but you were to busy eating baked samon rolls and having sex with white brains. whatev.

p to da s- you look good in a mustache