man, Dr. Bishop is my FAV-O-RITE teacha. EVA ( Read more... )

errr...

I
-haven't been on in about two months, cause i forgot.
-am completely suffocating in work
-am an irresponsible chode
-am unsure about this whole relationship thing
-am a forgetful friend/asshole
-am $200 in debt
-don't know what i'm doing
-haven't taken my medicine in weeks

sonofabitch.

wow, so i FINALLY had a breakthrough. as long as i can remember i have loved to draw/paint//write/take pictures/build stuff/etc., but since i graduated high school (for the last two years) i have been completely uninspired to do ANYTHING. of course, i've done stuff for my art classes, but not something that I wanted to do in my free time. i had ( Read more... )

so i'm apparently awesome and like to be completely unoriginal and copy everyone else. post a memory of me bitches! it can be a fond one...or not. whichever you see fit to put.

today i stole one of those crazy looking albino pumpkins and then me and will proceeded to drive 45mph near a lightpole where i then threw the pumpkin causing it to explode every freaking where upon impact. FINAL IMPACT. so yea, it was a good way to end the holloween season, as well as a good way to break in the new season of squash carnage ( Read more... )

okay, so damn. i had so much fun last night it should have been illegal. well, i guess it was since i'm not 21, but whateva ( Read more... )

so, after much thinking and scheming i have finally figured out what glorious thing i shall be for this years hollows eve. the verdict: A MUTHAFUCKIN' CENTAUR! yea, that's right, and it's gonna be the shit! i doubt i will find any other centaurs to play with in hattiesburg, but that'll be okay, as long as there is a unincorn around for me to frolic ( Read more... )

DISCLAIMER: if you have a problem with sexuality (particularly my sexuality) i suggest you stop the reading here. if you do not however, i do hope that you are able to see where it is i am coming from and read it with an open mind ( Read more... )

i stole two pumpkins in the last 24 hours. one from walmart and one from the girls dorm. i am the queen of the pumpkin thieves!

tomorrow me and zach will commence to carving horribly scary faces onto them that will make babies cry and old women shriek. beware all....

so, i totally messed around with a girl last night for the first time. why? cause i was drunk and she was hot. while i would have perferred my first time with a girl was with ROBIN "HOT ASS BITCH" PERKINS since i am secretly in love with her, i'll settle for a cute redhead.