Assistant park ranger. Assistant to the park ranger.

[h_john]

Comments

[emo_me]

you did it john! you found a way to become even MORE badass than you already are!

come and range some parks in new york when you get bored with portland!

[caffeineatnight]

Do you know how jealous I am?!?!?!?!?! Fuck, dude!!!! You're a bad ass, seriously. I want your job.

[riverside_sam]

Man, that is rad. I hope you have named the owls.

[bearbearface]

They were talking about your owl pellet collecting/hunts the other day, and then I wished that I was there with you instead of at the bar.

[bemyjoeyramone]

you are awesome.