I'M ONLY TAKING 9 HOURS! WHOOP!! god, being a senior rules. good luck to everyone else graduating after me.

date of aggie ring delivery: april 14
84 days and counting

i got drunk off of four beers last night and slept in my retainer.

i'm so sick. i'm going to puke a vegetable medley that shoots out like the lucky charms from the gold pot on stagner for mistaking or a D for a B. two more cigarettes and i'm done smoking... i love pink lungs.

so close for dumb and dumber snow ball fights

yeah so one more day and my birthday weekend begins.
i rule and i'm 22.

why do boys "tag" girls? i'm see this new dude and my guyfriend that has always had a crush on me told him to back off!! AHHHHH!!! i love my friend but i mean really, if i was gonna date you then maybe it would be different, but i'm not so deal with it and let me be happy with my new tard because i don't care what you say and if you aren't careful ( Read more... )

and smitten over the most fucked up shit.
but i'm smiling a lot more and have stopped
carving battles against sorority girls into
my coffee table. my stomach is cramping and
i'm not sure if it's from red bull overdose,
my test punching me in the tum, or being
retardedly giddy...

DaveCil: you and i might get into a drunken brawl ( Read more... )

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i never knew that billy ray cyrus was a fire marshall, which really excites me because now he can sing to me and save my life. i bet he wears olive turtlenecks...

I swear that I can go on forever again ( Read more... )

1. Tell me something obvious about yourself ( Read more... )