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[habitual_losers]

I have rats.

Like 4 or 5 albino's and like 4 or 5 poo colored.

comment if you want one.

Please. Take them.

Comments

[wanderyng1]

I hope this isn't anything like having crabs...'cause that sounds mighty uncomfortable.

[habitual_losers]

My crabs are not for sale. We've grown very.... attached.

[wanderyng1]

Do they ever wander from your pubes to your beard, like a vacation home or something? I was always curious if it worked that way.

[habitual_losers]

They used to, but I think I fucked up their summer home when I shaved the other day. Fuck. They are gonna be pissed.