So, let me know if this thought is a paradox or not.

When you get shitty pot, all you can do is complain about the seeds, but you buy some high end shit and find a single seed, its like some treasure, something to be fought over.

I wasn't going to make this post, mostly because I don't want your pity. But someone put the idea in my head and I need to be doing something while I smoke so here it is. So heres the story of the past week and a half ( Read more... )

I would like to preface this entry with two things, first off I know I haven't updated in a long time. Go figure, who would know that I would ignore something for more that 6 months, only to come crawling back. The second is that I am somewhat drunk and stoned and thus, am sorry for the following horrible spelling and increased "EMOness ( Read more... )

The clitoris its like the turkey
Temperature
thingy.

Well I am still alive, nurseing my 5th or 6th scotch and club soda. Vegas has been pretty awesome to me lately. I've got a job now, been working at it for a few weeks now. The people are pretty ok, but some still grate my nerves the wrong way and make me want to commit mass homicide. The boss still doesn't know my name, but then again, why ( Read more... )

I can't really believe it but I am here. The land of bright shiny lights and 24/7 everything. It still hasn't sunk in that I am 2400 miles from most of my friends. I can't say I am home sick, but I miss what few peeps I had in C'ville ( Read more... )

I think I've used up my Karma points for the next few years.
I only thirty points away from that free lay pass too.

All in all, I'd say it was a good trade off and with out the cutlass supreme, I think I would have been done for.

Thank jeebus for the pimpjuice my car secretes.

“Good goo?” Sellers asked. “Good goo!” Fossum responded.

Such passion!

Read the full story here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13825218/

See my previous entry. Subtract 50% from all sale prices. BUY SOMETHING! That is all.

( Cut For Your Pleasure )