http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v299/oedipa/?action=view¤t=Magic-Pullapartgirlwmv.flv

Now thats some pretty cool shit!

So hows this for poetic justice or some shit ( Read more... )

The Cutlass has sprung a near fatal oil leak. She is dead till at least after work when I can try and work on her. I hope no one trys to take advantage as she sits on the side of the road all day, lookin' all fuckin' hot and shit ( Read more... )

People who make Bumper Stickers, I implore you.

'I may have a small dick, but at least I am not Asian'

Yeah.

Goo Awayyyyyy!

If I ever say that I know what I am doing, you have every reason not to believe me ( Read more... )

Chicken McFuck Nuggets. Its 7:36, I've been home for less than an hour and a half and I am allready drunk. Just finished playing some drunken Beatmania, I think I am going to try for a little drunken DDR before this night is through ( Read more... )

What I should have done last night: Drive Cutty to nearest ABC store, knock that bitch over, take money for gas and booze. Drive that bitch to Richmond, party my ass off. Rinse, Repeat, say fuck work today ( Read more... )

15 mins. at work and I allready want to kill.

Beatmania didn't come out last night either.

Gotta find razor blades and proper place to slit wrists.

A life without new music games is not one I want to live.

Just read and get a good laugh ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention in my last post. OKCupid just called me a manchild and told me that their site wouldn't be much help to me. A kind way of saying fuck off.

These thoughts allways sound a lot better in my head, I'll perfect them and by the time I am ready to write them down. Well they come out like shit. Deal.