[The audio clicks on, though for the first few moments no one speaks. There's just rustling, the sounds of buttons being pressed, and a soft sigh.]
If I can just figure out the calibration of this....
[The voice sounds young, a little annoyed, and a few more buttons are pressed. But then there's a brief 'oh wait' and the sound of the piece of
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Dude, you have no idea how good it is to see you. [There might be some noogie action going on. Just a little.]
I've been dying without you, man.
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Kf? Dude, you're here too? Oh thank-
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Dude, dude, I'm here, leggo.
[And finally he makes his way out of his hold, probably thanks to his ninja skillage. And now it's time for a broist.]
Man, it's so good to see you.
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Okay, so, seriously, why'd you end up here but I ended up three weeks in the opposite direction? You're not, like, part of Team Rocket, are you? [Because that would be hilarious.]
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Apparently. [Yeah, he's only kind of annoyed about this.] I have the uniform, letter from the boss, and handbook. I even ended up with a freaking Zubat. Can you believe that? I mean, sure, at least it's not a Rattatat but still...
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Oh my God, the irony hurts, man. I mean, the uniform has an R on it and you ended up with a bat. It's so perfect. [NEVER GONNA STOP LAUGHING.]
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I mean, seriously. Zubat? Zubat?
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So what are you gonna do about Team Rocket? I mean, how does that even work? I was waiting in Blackthorn for Artemis before trying to infiltrate their base, but she hasn't contacted me in a few days. Probably just in a dead zone. That tends to happen in caves.
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And I dont know, the letter I got said wait for further instruction. I have no idea what that means, but I can't stay on Team Rocket. They're the bad guys of this place. Not really my style.
This is just...so screwed up.
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But time kinda... stops back home. Or moves so slow relative to time here that it seems like it stops. No one's really sure... So depending on when you came from, there probably would've been no way you could have known. But I'm also no expert on time-space travel... Not exactly my kind of science, even if it does make for awesome science fiction.
[Here, have a reassuring bropunch on the arm.] Dude, we'll figure something out. I mean, you could be, like, a mole or something. Since you're so good at that whole undercover ninja thing.
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Huh, well yeah I guess that does make sense. And is nice, too. Cause if Batman noticed I was missing he'd totally assume I just skipped out on training today, and that will not end well.
Dude...dude. That's perfect! I'll be a mole and keep you and Arty up to date with all the Rocket stuff and that way we can bring them down while we're finding a way back home.
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