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For those about to jet off to the Islands (not those islands, THE Islands) heads up for this hungry fellow. It would seem he has a taste for turtle and human calves....

As always, you can find the best Gaint Squid News here.

10 examples of how stupid people can be.

All I can say is, check your attic.

A new defintion of "unsafe sex".

Read this, and then tell me you still wonder why the rest of the world thinks Americans are idiots.

America, land of intolerance.

This guy must have to do some serious shaving of the palm.....

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)
Midland
("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest") The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it's a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from the Midland.

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