I do not answer to "deary doll"

Random guy at the beach today: "Excuse me, do you have any baby oil?"

It has long been a complaint of mine that we poor college students should not have to pay for water to drink. It is, after all, necessary for life. With the outrageous cost of tuition, housing, books, art supplies, gasoline, and PARKING already weighing down on the newly independent shoulders of young transitioning college students, it seems like ( Read more... )

Question of the night:
Will Southern California burn down in its entirety?

Today I went to the store and bought 4 oranges, 4 pears, 3 cans of tuna, and 2 chocolate bars. People joke about how we are all going to catch scurvy and die because there is no fruit. Ever. There’s not much floating around as far as meat and protein go either. Tonight for dinner was spaghetti with meatballs(!), which is exciting because usually ( Read more... )

Taking off your shoe to find a large black leggy crawly something squirming around inside.

While you're at Starbucks.

No, this did not happen to me.

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Do they float?

I asked my roommate: Do oranges float?

She said: ...I think they do. I see oranges floating in my head, and they look fine.

The answer: Yes and no! They float when they're unpeeled, but sink when they're peeled.

Fascinating!

It's what's for dinner.

Don't fall asleep in trees. It's dangerous.