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It's 1:11 a.m. Doom 3 went on sale an hour and twelve minutes ago. I have a copy. It has personally been signed by the game designers.

My name is Steve and I'm a geek.

Monkeys love tobacco. More on this later.

Saturday was the night of the big monkey visit. ( Clickee for Monkey )

Ok, this is just a slight aperitif for now.


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Words can not describe how much ass this is going to kick.

"Hey Terrorists! Terrorize this."

Today. Sucked.

But tomorrow this monkey


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U.S. warns travelers of unrest in Mexico

It's Mexico! It's supposed to be unrestful. When I travel south of the border I expect roving gangs of banditos riding around on horseback terrorizing the countryside. I expect chaotic gun battles in the streets. I expect back-alley monkey-knife fights being waged for fun and profit. I expect a land where ( Read more... )