Paid account. Weeeeeeeee

I'm stuck up at work waiting for the cleaning crew to leave so I can lock up the office and set the alarm. I am doing this because yesterday my company went crazy and "laid-off" about 20 people due to the loss of a major client. One of the people laid off was this one tech guy that stayed in the building overnight to deal with any server issues or ( Read more... )

Awesom-O would also like some Sunny Delight.

(Memoirs of Steve as transcribed by Jessica, because he is too lazy to type any more tonight.)

I don't know where to start.

Let's see. Since October, I have been up to many a thing.
. I had two very productive semesters in school where I ended up with straight A's in all my classes. Since I'm an English Lit major, each semester consisted of ( Read more... )

Dramatis Personae

Steve [our strapping young hero]
Jessica [hero’s girlfriend but in the current instance, his combatant]

The Setting:

The 18th hole on the Daytona mini-golf course at Speedzone.

The SceneA humid June 18th evening, in the year of our lord, 2004 ( Read more... )

I had bronchitis ( Read more... )

I think in an attempt to rejuvenate two dying careers Burt Reynolds and Bone Thugs-n-Harmony should join forces and create the ultimate Super Group known as

Bone Thugs-n-The Bandit


( Read more... )

Well, thanks for all the nice comments and stuff. If I had a heart it would be full of kind thoughts right about now.

What is it about the sandwich shop, Subway that turns me into an impatient lunatic? Regarding the rest of my life I am pretty laid back. It's very hard to get me upset in the everyday world. But, once I walk through the ( Read more... )

Due to the persistent work of some journalist terrorists (katemosey, cruelnails and saralicious) I am being forced to update my journal after a 58 week absence. Honestly, I have been meaning to update for quite sometime because I am in a drastically different place in my life then I was said 58 weeks prior but I really didn't know where to start. So, I guess I'll just get it ( Read more... )