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Ava's one of those people who organizes. She keeps notebooks, wall calendars, and to-do lists. Admittedly the calendar is more for the amusement value than anything else, though now and again when she recognizes a holiday she tries to mark it down.
One of her notebooks, three-subject scholastic and solidly plastic, is dated back to November ( Read more... ) -
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(I just wanna curl up with Brady and watch bad TV)
As it turns out, there is actually a version of Earth where Flavor of Love is not a show based on Flavor Flav's attempts to find true love among a selection of skeevy maniacs, but instead a 2008-2011 reality series about chefs. It combines the travails of dating with the triumph of serving a ( Read more... ) -
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It is finally, finally something approaching springtime ( Read more... ) -
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The funniest thing about Andy's corpse is its expression.
Horror, anguish, and betrayal make for-- let's face it-- ridiculous faces, especially when juxtaposed with a bloody mangled stomach cavity. Ava can feel her lips twitching, a giggle trying to bubble up before she quashes it.
Two down ... two to go.She looks down at the body with a mixture ( Read more... ) -
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Scuttle.
Scuttle scuttle creeeeak"I know you're out there," Ava mutters, reaching into her handbag for an invisible mouse. There's a couple of them in there, and it's kind of a bitch getting ahold of one, but she grabs it by the tail and pitches it into the darkness ( Read more... ) -
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So as it turns out, communism got at least one thing right:
Consumerism really is hell.
... Or at least it's a hell. A hell where Ava, armed with her cute little horns and a short list (cigarettes for Seti, invisible mice for her, spare parts for the demonic water cooler, etc.) is currently pushing her way through a crowd of scaly, slimy, ( Read more... ) -
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Maybe it was wandering around in the middle of Scotlandy autumn wearing a tiny angel costume, or not washing her hands enough, or spending too much time lost in Arashmaharr's freaking void, but Ava is definitely coming down with something. She's chilly and her hands are on fire and she's feeling waaay more homicidal than usual. A little bit of R&R ( Read more... ) -
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Seances are actually crazy easy.
To be fair, this one isn't your grandad's seance, ouija boards and 'contacting the spirit world' and little old ladies in trances; it's closer in occult origin to necromancy, and specifically closer within that category to the demonic summonings that Ava's been doing for a year and a half ( Read more... )
