Update on life (actually written 02.15.06):

[hae_junction]

Hi, everyone. I realize that I haven’t made a significant (or even quasi-significant, since I am notorious for that) post in a while and since it is a slow day at work and I can only dally on the interweb for so long, I figure that now is as good a time as any

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[gop4life]

Beelzebub is a tool. It's all Satan's idea.
(I just got done writing an 8 page paper on PL)

[hae_junction]

Of course Beelzebub is a tool. That's why I started my speech today by pointing to Satan with an approving nod while saying "Sup Satan." I'm sure if Milton had been familiar with 21st century lingo, he wouldn't inserted that line, too. I'm sure of it.

[gop4life]

Damn straight!

[anonymous]

My livejournal died. but i miss you and must comment:

1. you lied. where were you at my show here at SB?
2. i love nothing more than to laugh hysterically at your wit
3. my southern literature teacher raps eminem; that is before I dropped that class (11 novels and a thick reader in 8 weeks? no thanks)

missin ya
kevin [T]

[hae_junction]

1. I'm a terrible liar. I'm so sorry that I didn't make it - I couldn't get a car to drive down there! I should've told you that beforehand, I'm so sorry.
2. Me? Witty? Ha.
3. 11 NOVELS?! Shoot me in the face.

[merrymeli]

Beelzebub! we drew a picture of beezlebub in crossleys class and he proudly taped it to the wall.

oh e block british lit.

btw. how's my chaminade soccer sweatshirt? ;) miss ya haej!

[hae_junction]

I'm actually wearing it right now.
I'm never giving it back.
MUAH HAHAHHAAH.

[merrymeli]

oh my poor sweartshirt... it never will be returned to its rightful owner.(btw that's me)
:(

[anonymous]

i've always wondered where you got that sweater.

also, i hope you've bathed.
disneyland sticky lips is not okay.

[hae_junction]

I'm assuming this is ablessing.
way to be anonymous, you creep.

p.s. I neither bathed nor brushed my teeth. I'm disgusting and that's why you love me.