Comments | hafro: come out on muh rolla coasta...pornstar stamina, i'll try not ta damage ya

hafro

come out on muh rolla coasta...pornstar stamina, i'll try not ta damage ya

Apr 22, 2005 06:18

dude...went to ruby's last night and was seated by a gay guy and then was served but a weird dude with a speech impediment and i could barely understand him. HOWEVER, i asked for a pina colada cause i like them so much and the guy comes back and asks me if i wanted cap'n mo' in it. i was expecting a virgin but i said sure and very soon...kyle ( Read more... )

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julieana April 22 2005, 14:32:59 UTC

haha im younger and i had my first alcoholic drink in a restaurant sooner!!!!! that story made me laugh just the way you said it

hafro April 24 2005, 01:40:28 UTC

did your parents buy it for you though??? :)

konstantine_05 April 22 2005, 19:16:01 UTC

Dear Kyle Leslie,

I miss you. We need to hang out ASAP.

Sincerely,
Ariel Shaw :)

hafro April 24 2005, 01:41:12 UTC

dude...my last day of school is like may 9th or somethin so pretty soon we'll have to hangout. it's hard right not though since i have school and 40-50 hours of work.

emaphant April 22 2005, 20:48:06 UTC

I still look like I'm about sixteen. I got carded today when buying cigarettes for my grandmother, as I always do, and if I get carded for that, I'm sure to get carded for alcohol, probably long after I am of legal age. You suck, you suck, you suck! Goddamn people who look older than they are!

hellagoodstar April 22 2005, 22:41:11 UTC

dude i still get carded for ciggs too, emily :) don't worry about it.

oh and kyle, that's awesome that you got away with the alchy drink! i'm jealous!

hafro April 24 2005, 01:41:34 UTC

well i just shaved so i wont be able to do it again :)

ixnotyourstarxi April 23 2005, 12:57:07 UTC

i ♥ what you have to say.

kyle leslie, when the FUCK are we going to hang out???!!

hafro April 24 2005, 01:42:15 UTC

when you FUCKING call me.

and by the way...could i get some yum-yum off of you?

awkward_glance May 5 2005, 21:42:44 UTC

I remembered this and i found the lyrics and put Abeeds name in. I hope you enjoy. Show the others if you see them XD

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
ABEED!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
ABEED!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about!
ABEED!
Right On!

They say this cat Abeed is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Abeed.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
ABEED!

hafro May 5 2005, 23:18:41 UTC

that's awesome dude :)