While cooking turkey and eggs today for personal revenge and coping purposes, Tsugai dropped by to make himself a nuisance and ended up putting a hole in the side of my house with his piano. Now my mother is making me fix it. Thanks, asshole. You have to teach me the rest of London Bridges sometime.

Last night I was forced to attend the Academy graduation and then subjected to a meaningless test that has nothing to do with my ability as a genin. Team assignments were given out and to say I was displeased would be a waste of time because it would be the same no matter what the arrangments would have been. Though I admit some could have been ( Read more... )

Even though we're soon to be assigned pointless teams where all we'll do is run around picking up trash for old ladies and washing windows until the powers that be decide we're actually worth something as shinobi to do real missions, I've arranged with Maito Gai for personal physical training to improve on my weaknesses. He's also offered to allow ( Read more... )

That video definitely wasn't worth being nearly drowned in mud and having a kunai stabbed through my tongue. If I had wanted it pierced, I would have done it professionally. I imagine it would heal a lot faster if I could keep from poking at the wound. Don't worry, midget, your time will come ( Read more... )

The first time I visited another house, and it was quite different than I expected. Friendlier. I wonder if all fathers are that involved. After eating we watched a movie, but most of the plot is blurry. Later we ended up playing a few games, and Raikou decided to take off at some point and I somehow ended up wet. Woke up to waffles and then ( Read more... )

I have better things to do with my time tonight than attend a lame sleepover that I'm no longer invited to with a moron who starts foodfights in grocery stores and hits his head on a rock during a swimming competition. Your weights are still at the bottom of the pond, by the way ( Read more... )

Does anybody know a good self tanner that doesn't make you orange?

It's for a friend.

After literally running into me on the streets and starting a fight, the midget then attempted to make me pay for her meal by running out. I wasn't about to allow that. So I took off as well ( Read more... )

Between having my training interrupted by an obnoxious midget with no sense of decency and rather unfortunate hair, walking into unwanted social gatherings late at night, and being stalked by an even more obnoxiously loud moron with no concept of personal space, I've reached my tolerance level. Stay out of my way.

This black eye looks hideous.

There are much better things to do than flounce about with undesirable company.

Today's lessons were rather worthless.