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Jan 14, 2009 22:02

RUSSIA

It has come to my attention that once again you are obstructing freedom and justice by refusing to allow the shipment of gas to Europe. Europe who is currently freezing. And it is my job as a hero to help those in need.

THAT SAID, TOMORROW, I WILL START DROPPING PROPANE GAS TANKS TO ALL OF EUROPE.

DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS.

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it's like the cold war, russia, america is greater than england, hero of the world, you owe me prussia, i've got this, saving europe again, six days until a new boss

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upyourscolonel January 15 2009, 04:14:37 UTC
Um.

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:21:37 UTC
Isn't it great?

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upyourscolonel January 15 2009, 04:26:30 UTC
Yes but

won't that

oh I don't know

blow up Europe?

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:30:14 UTC
Nah! It'll provide them with heat!

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fireball_bitch January 15 2009, 04:15:15 UTC
BAD. IDEA.

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:22:03 UTC
No it's brilliant!

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fireball_bitch January 15 2009, 04:26:20 UTC
All of you Americans are so goddamn stupid!

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:27:08 UTC
We're not stupid, we're awesome.

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timidest January 15 2009, 04:15:50 UTC
... Oh my.

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swissarmyknives January 15 2009, 04:18:07 UTC
Liechtenstein, don't listen to him.

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timidest January 15 2009, 04:25:12 UTC
But..

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swissarmyknives January 15 2009, 04:27:31 UTC
What?

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blackrangerboi January 15 2009, 04:17:03 UTC
hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:23:13 UTC
Hi Manabe!

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blackrangerboi January 15 2009, 04:34:01 UTC
GREAT IDEA AMERICA!

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:36:40 UTC
THANK YOU!

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swissarmyknives January 15 2009, 04:17:27 UTC
I don't need your help.

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:24:34 UTC
Sure you do!

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swissarmyknives January 15 2009, 04:28:37 UTC
I'm perfectly fine on my own.

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hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:32:30 UTC
Yeah but you're freezing!

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